Chapter 1 - General Pawvisions

Article 11. Basis of Rules
Article 12. Amendment Process

Article 11. Basis of Rules

• (a) The Laws in the Book of Common Paws are determined by active and archived Cases that have been handled by the Dog Council
• (b) Laws are developed using Logic and Treato bribes

Article 12. Amendment Process

In Review

Chapter 2 - Baddies

In Review

Chapter 3 - Furiends

In Review

Chapter 4 - Exclamations

Article 41. Sneezes
Article 42. Big Stretch

Article 41. Sneezes

• (a) In the event that a Doggo should sneeze, all Hoomans who witness the event must exclaim “Bless You!” or a variation tht aligns with the Doggos preference
• (b) Failure to exclaim in response to a sneeze shall result in subsequent sneezes being aimed at the Offenders Kibble Trap

Article 42. Big Stretch

• (a) In the even that a Doggo should perform what is commonly referred to as a Big Stretch, at least one Hooman who witnesses the event must exclaim “Ooo, Big Stretch!”
  • i. Hoomans in the vicinity who do not exclaim must redirect their attention to the exhibition and provide smiles and/or compliments
• (b) Failure to follow the above law will result in stinky toots, rude stares and potential Pawsuit