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  • Doggish Dictionary
    • Bamboozled
    • Chimkin
    • Obsession Box
    • Pizza Bones
    • Sky Tears
    • Yam
    • Yooshooawy
    • Zoomies
  • Book of Common Paws
    • Title 1 - General Pawvisions
    • Title 2 - The Jury
    • Title 4 - General Discomfort
    • Title 5 - Sharing
    • Title 6 - Ownership
    • Title 7 - Meals
    • Title 8 - B.A.T.H.
    • Title 9 - Clothing
    • Title 10 - Treatos
  • About
  • Members
  • We love our Patrons!
  • TDC Forms - Printable
  • Dog Council Shirts
  • TDC Contest Rules
  • Official Merch
  • Patreon - Support the Council
  • The Council Educates
THE DOG COUNCIL

title 1 - general pawvisions

Chapter 1 - general pawvisions
Chapter 2 - Baddies
chapter 3 - Furiends
chapter 4 - Exclamations
Chapter 1 - General Pawvisions
Article 11. Basis of Rules
Article 12. Amendment Process
Article 11. Basis of Rules
  • (a) The Laws in the Book of Common Paws are determined by active and archived Cases that have been handled by the Dog Council
  • (b) Laws are developed using Logic and Treato bribes
Article 12. Amendment Process
In Review
Chapter 2 - Baddies
In Review
Chapter 3 - Furiends
In Review
Chapter 4 - Exclamations
Article 41. Sneezes
Article 42. Big Stretch
Article 41. Sneezes
  • (a) In the event that a Doggo should sneeze, all Hoomans who witness the event must exclaim “Bless You!” or a variation tht aligns with the Doggos preference
  • (b) Failure to exclaim in response to a sneeze shall result in subsequent sneezes being aimed at the Offenders Kibble Trap
Article 42. Big Stretch
  • (a) In the even that a Doggo should perform what is commonly referred to as a Big Stretch, at least one Hooman who witnesses the event must exclaim “Ooo, Big Stretch!”
    • i. Hoomans in the vicinity who do not exclaim must redirect their attention to the exhibition and provide smiles and/or compliments
  • (b) Failure to follow the above law will result in stinky toots, rude stares and potential Pawsuit
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