Chapter 1 -  Types of Meals

Article 11. Brefast (Brekkie)
Article 12. Dinners
​Article 13. Composition

Article 11. Brefast (Brekkie)

• (a) This AM meal must be given between the hours of 05:00 and 10:00 (local time)​

Article 12. Dinners

• (a) Dinners must be given between the hours of 17:00 and 22:00 (local time)

​Article 13. Composition

• (a) Meal composition is based on a number of factors
  • (1) Raw, cooked or crunchie diet
  • (2) Supplements as needed
    • (A) The Council can help with a recommendation of where to search for the appropriate additive. Remember to always consult your Dogter before adding Supplements to your Meal
  • (3) Hooman access to Foods
  • (4) Dog Mass Index and Activity Level shall determine portion size for the Doggo

Chapter 2 - Skipped/Delayed Meals

Article 21. Missed or Skipped Meals
Article 22. Delays in Meals

Article 21. Missed or Skipped Meals

• (a) There are few acceptable reasons for a Missed or Skipped Meal
  • (1) Hooman is trapped in an elevator and cannot use their Obsession Square to reach another Hooman to feed the Doggo
  • (2) Hooman was buying delicious Schteaks for Doggo and fell into a Coma from joy at the sight of a sale on Squishies at the Doggo Store next door to the Butcher
  • (3) The Dogter required it for a procedure
    • (A) Ample cuddles and affirmations must be provided to offset the suffering of starvation
  • (4) Doggo was zorsted and not hungry

Article 22. Delays in Meals

• (a) There are few acceptable reasons for the Delay of a Meal
  • (1) Hooman was helping a scared or wounded Doggo or Hooman
    • (A) Full story must be told over the delayed dinner along with apologies
  • (2) Doggo was zorsted and wanted to sleep a bit longer
  • (3) The cooking of the Meal is intensive
    • (A) No more than 5 minutes delay is allowed
  • (4) Hooman asks permission to delay meal and it is granted by Doggo