Chapter 1 - Sharing

Article 11. Definitions
Article 12. Translations
Article 13. Actions and Consquences

Article 11. Defintions

• (a) The phrase "This is Mine" when said by Hooman to Doggo means
  • (1) I will share in a moment
• (b) The word "no" when said by Hooman to Doggo means
  • (1) I can be swayed with big eyes and kisses

Article 12. Translations from Doggish

• (a) You hab, you gib
  • (1) If you have, you must give
    • a. TDC Golden Rule #1
• (b) You hab, you gib always
  • (1) Everything you have should be shared
• (c) You hab, you gib now
  • (1) US: Give to Doggo upon request
  • (2) UK: Giveth the Thing unto Doggo post haste
• (d) I takes
  • (1) Doggo shall liberate the item in question with consent
    • a. Type of consent is up for debate
• (e) Yam see, yam like, yam want, yam take
  • (1) If Doggo see, find appealing and desires, then Doggo shall take
    • a. TDC Golden Rule #2

​Article 13. Actions and Consequences

• (a) All food that is safe for Doggo must be shared upon request
  • (1) Not sharing is both immoral, rude and a punishable offense
• (b) All food that is not safe for Doggo must be eaten outside the home and/or outside the purview of the Doggo
  • (1) Restaurant leftovers are not allowed into the home if they fall into the unsafe for Doggo category
• (c) If a Treatos is thrown to Doggo, it must fall within neck stretch distance

Chapter 2 - Morality of Sharing

Article 21. What are Morals
Article 22. Examples of Morality

Article 21. What are Morals

• (a) Morals are our guiding principles
  • (1) Doggos inherently want to be güd 
• (b) Morality proteccs Doggos and Hoomans alike

Article 22. Examples of Morality

• (a) It is moral to give kisses when asked
• (b) It is immoral to steal Treatos without consent
• (c) It is moral to take a B.A.T.H. when properly compensated
• (d) It is immoral to Bite Bite without provocation