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  • Home
  • Book of Common Paws
    • Title 1 - General Pawvisions
    • Title 2 - The Jury
    • Title 4 - General Discomfort
    • Title 5 - Sharing
    • Title 6 - Ownership
    • Title 7 - Meals
    • Title 8 - B.A.T.H.
    • Title 9 - Clothing
    • Title 10 - Treatos
  • Doggish Dictionary
    • Bamboozled
    • Chimkin
    • Obsession Box
    • Pizza Bones
    • Sky Tears
    • Yam
    • Zoomies
  • About
  • Members
  • We love our Patrons!
  • TDC Forms - Printable
  • Dog Council Shirts
  • Official Merch
  • Patreon - Support the Council
  • The Council Educates
THE DOG COUNCIL

Title 5 - sharing

chapter 1 - general pawvisions
chapter 2 - morality of sharing
Chapter 1 - Sharing
Article 11. Definitions
Article 12. Translations
Article 13. Actions and Consquences
Article 11. Defintions
  • (a) The phrase "This is Mine" when said by Hooman to Doggo means
    • (1) I will share in a moment
  • (b) The word "no" when said by Hooman to Doggo means
    • (1) I can be swayed with big eyes and kisses
Article 12. Translations from Doggish
  • (a) You hab, you gib
    • (1) If you have, you must give
      • a. TDC Golden Rule #1
  • (b) You hab, you gib always
    • (1) Everything you have should be shared
  • (c) You hab, you gib now
    • (1) US: Give to Doggo upon request
    • (2) UK: Giveth the Thing unto Doggo post haste
  • (d) I takes
    • (1) Doggo shall liberate the item in question with consent
      • a. Type of consent is up for debate
  • (e) Yam see, yam like, yam want, yam take
    • (1) If Doggo see, find appealing and desires, then Doggo shall take
      • a. TDC Golden Rule #2
​Article 13. Actions and Consequences
  • (a) All food that is safe for Doggo must be shared upon request
    • (1) Not sharing is both immoral, rude and a punishable offense
  • (b) All food that is not safe for Doggo must be eaten outside the home and/or outside the purview of the Doggo
    • (1) Restaurant leftovers are not allowed into the home if they fall into the unsafe for Doggo category
  • (c) If a Treatos is thrown to Doggo, it must fall within neck stretch distance
Chapter 2 - Morality of Sharing
Article 21. What are Morals
Article 22. Examples of Morality
Article 21. What are Morals
  • (a) Morals are our guiding principles
    • (1) Doggos inherently want to be güd 
  • (b) Morality proteccs Doggos and Hoomans alike
Article 22. Examples of Morality
  • (a) It is moral to give kisses when asked
  • (b) It is immoral to steal Treatos without consent
  • (c) It is moral to take a B.A.T.H. when properly compensated
  • (d) It is immoral to Bite Bite without provocation
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