Title 5 - Sharing - THE DOG COUNCIL

Chapter 1 - Sharing

Article 11. Definitions
Article 12. Translations
Article 13. Actions and Consquences

Article 11. Defintions

(a) The phrase "This is Mine" when said by Hooman to Doggo means
- (1) I will share in a moment
(b) The word "no" when said by Hooman to Doggo means
- (1) I can be swayed with big eyes and kisses

Article 12. Translations from Doggish

(a) You hab, you gib
- (1) If you have, you must give
  - a. TDC Golden Rule #1
(b) You hab, you gib always
- (1) Everything you have should be shared
(c) You hab, you gib now
- (1) US: Give to Doggo upon request
- (2) UK: Giveth the Thing unto Doggo post haste
(d) I takes
- (1) Doggo shall liberate the item in question with consent
  - a. Type of consent is up for debate
(e) Yam see, yam like, yam want, yam take
- (1) If Doggo see, find appealing and desires, then Doggo shall take
  - a. TDC Golden Rule #2

Article 13. Actions and Consequences

(a) All food that is safe for Doggo must be shared upon request
- (1) Not sharing is both immoral, rude and a punishable offense
(b) All food that is not safe for Doggo must be eaten outside the home and/or outside the purview of the Doggo
- (1) Restaurant leftovers are not allowed into the home if they fall into the unsafe for Doggo category
(c) If a Treatos is thrown to Doggo, it must fall within neck stretch distance

Chapter 2 - Morality of Sharing

Article 21. What are Morals
Article 22. Examples of Morality

Article 21. What are Morals

Article 22. Examples of Morality

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