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    • Yooshooawy
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    • Title 2 - The Jury
    • Title 4 - General Discomfort
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    • Title 6 - Ownership
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    • Title 10 - Treatos
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THE DOG COUNCIL

Title 8 - B.A.T.H.

chapter 1 - Preparation
chapter 2 - requirements
chapter 3 - rewards
Chapter 1 - Preparation
Article 11. Acceptable Locations
Article 12. Time
​Article 13. Exceptions
Article 11.  Acceptable Locations
  • (a) Home
    • (1) Inside
    • (2) Outside 
  • (b)  Not Home
    • (1) Groomer
    • (2) Vet
    • (3) Pet Hotel/Daycare
    • (4) Self Wash at Store
Article 12.  Time
  • (a) 24 hours notice must be provided
    • (1) See Article 13 for exceptions
  • (b) 20 minutes allowance for water logging
    • (1) Each additional 10 minutes must be combined with Treatos
​Article 13.  Exceptions
  • (a) If the Doggo is exceptionally muddy or stinky, immediate grooming is allowed
    • (1) Significant Treatos and Affirmations are required
    • (2) Immediate Need is Subject to Council Review
Chapter 2 -  Requirements
Article 21. Treatos
Article 22. Clean, warm towel
Article 23. Smelly stuff
​Article 24. Affirmations
Article 21.  Treatos
  • (a) Treatos must be provided during and after the B.A.T.H.
    • (1) Nutter butter is recommended
    • (2) Steady input of Crunchies is a close second
Article 22.  Clean, warm towel
  • (a) A towel must be used to soak up all the water from the Fur
    • (1) Towel should be clean and soft
    • (2) Towel should be warm. Dryer prep is recommended
​Article 23. Smelly Stuff
  • (a) Shampoos
    • (1) Smallest amount possible must be used
    • (2) Smells must be approved by Doggo
    • (3) Oatmeal smell is preferred
  • (b) Conditioners
    • (1) Oatmeal goo is recommended
    • (2) Must not be too smelly
  • (c) Sprays
    • (1) Greatly discouraged
Article 24. Affirmations
  • (a) Affirmations must be provided during and after the B.A.T.H.
    • (1) Acceptable examples
      • a. You are such a good boi/gurl!
      • b. Such a lovely doggo
      • c. Almost done, my sweet darling
      • d. You look fabulous!
      • e. You smell like a dream
      • d. Here, have some more Treatos
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