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Title 1 - General Pawvisions
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Title 5 - Sharing
Title 6 - Ownership
Title 7 - Meals
Title 8 - B.A.T.H.
Title 9 - Clothing
Title 10 - Treatos
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Home
Doggish Dictionary
Bamboozled
Chimkin
Obsession Box
Pizza Bones
Sky Tears
Yam
Yooshooawy
Zoomies
Book of Common Paws
Title 1 - General Pawvisions
Title 2 - The Jury
Title 4 - General Discomfort
Title 5 - Sharing
Title 6 - Ownership
Title 7 - Meals
Title 8 - B.A.T.H.
Title 9 - Clothing
Title 10 - Treatos
About
Members
We love our Patrons!
TDC Forms - Printable
Dog Council Shirts
TDC Contest Rules
Official Merch
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The Council Educates
THE DOG COUNCIL
Chapter 1 - Preparation
Article 11. Acceptable Locations
Article 12. Time
Article 13. Exceptions
Article 11. Acceptable Locations
(a) Home
(1) Inside
(2) Outside
(b) Not Home
(1) Groomer
(2) Vet
(3) Pet Hotel/Daycare
(4) Self Wash at Store
Article 12. Time
(a) 24 hours notice must be provided
(1) See Article 13 for exceptions
(b) 20 minutes allowance for water logging
(1) Each additional 10 minutes must be combined with Treatos
Article 13. Exceptions
(a) If the Doggo is exceptionally muddy or stinky, immediate grooming is allowed
(1) Significant Treatos and Affirmations are required
(2) Immediate Need is Subject to Council Review
Chapter 2 - Requirements
Article 21. Treatos
Article 22. Clean, warm towel
Article 23. Smelly stuff
Article 24. Affirmations
Article 21. Treatos
(a) Treatos must be provided during and after the B.A.T.H.
(1) Nutter butter is recommended
(2) Steady input of Crunchies is a close second
Article 22. Clean, warm towel
(a) A towel must be used to soak up all the water from the Fur
(1) Towel should be clean and soft
(2) Towel should be warm. Dryer prep is recommended
Article 23. Smelly Stuff
(a) Shampoos
(1) Smallest amount possible must be used
(2) Smells must be approved by Doggo
(3) Oatmeal smell is preferred
(b) Conditioners
(1) Oatmeal goo is recommended
(2) Must not be too smelly
(c) Sprays
(1) Greatly discouraged
Article 24. Affirmations
(a) Affirmations must be provided during and after the B.A.T.H.
(1) Acceptable examples
a. You are such a good boi/gurl!
b. Such a lovely doggo
c. Almost done, my sweet darling
d. You look fabulous!
e. You smell like a dream
d. Here, have some more Treatos